Stephanie Needs...

So, I decided to be a little silly today and do the "Stephanie needs..." on Google and this is what I came up with.

(1) Stephanie needs some help. (Obviously)
(2) Stephanie needs to be with a family where there are no children or animals. (Um...too late on that one)
(3) Stephanie needs behavior modification to deal with... (I am too afraid to click on the link and see what it comes up with)
(4) Stephanie needs Rhinoplasty surgery. (Wow, what are you trying to say?)
(5) Stephanie needs to get the women together in an alliance. (Um... okay, having a Dwight/Jim flashback)
(6) Stephanie needs to get a life. (Um...BURN!)
(7) Stephanie needs a family who can help her strive to participate in structured recreational and social activities, which are designed to ... (Uh, okay...)
(8) Stephanie needs a date for Valentine's Day (a little late on that one)
(9) Stephanie needs to get off her high horse! (Um, I like being a pretentious snob... duh)
(10) Stephanie needs someone to take new photos of her. (This one is way creepy)

Okay, this was an exercise in futility, but I am sitting here watching Desperate Housewives...