
So next Saturday, my cousin Dan, is getting married back in Johnstown. Of course, the California Crew is packing up and heading east for a long weekend. I just spent the better part of an hour online trying to decide on a wedding gift from the registry. It is amazing to me how long it takes me to decide on a gift. Once I finally decided on a gift (a wine rack, for a nice California flair) I had the horrendous task of the gift message.
So I got this far... Congratulations Dan and Heather! (Brain Freeze) Why does my brain come to an absolute halt at what I am going to say next. I am a COMMUNICATIONS SPECIALIST for crying out loud, but when it comes to writing a note to accompany a wedding gift, I can't string five words together to come up with a coherent sentence.
So what do I do in these situations? I turn to google. What does Google suggest? Poems. I like poetry as much as the next person, but it seems cliche. Metaphors galore. Two ships sailing in the night... (Scratch that) Love is... (Gag) I even thought about citing Frost, but in the end, I decided to not be completely lame. I also know Dan to well to not even try for something with a 9 on the cheesy scale.
So in the end, I decided on...
"Congratulations Dan and Heather! I look forward to celebrating with you at your wedding!"
Pretty generic, but in the end I don't know what you are suppose to say on these cards... and all of the social graces that go with it.
This coming weekend should be quite interesting. Both sides of the family...